“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
(Source: carlosbaila)
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(Source: procrastihatingmyself)
By far the cutest little guy on the USS Enterprise
(Source: stay-strong-and-prosper)
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
(Source: lawrencr)
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
Daenerys Targaryen (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
daenerys targaryen (●´ω｀●)
DAENERYS TARGARYEN (+_/_+)
daenerys targaryen (╥﹏╥)
DaEnErYs TaRgArYeN (｡◕‿◕｡✿)
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
(Source: studioghibligifs)
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
There are like eight people on my newsfeed trying to brag about having a 4.0 in college when they only go to community colleges and they all only took like two classes. Like I’m sorry do you really consider getting an A on one class that big of an achievement because I don’t pls stop acting like you’re a genius
(Source: heathledgers)
