it makes me laugh when 9yr olds are like ‘i love haters’ or ‘haters are my motivation’ like???who are your haters?? your mom when she doesn’t let you eat a extra cookie??

(Source: winkydean)




When did shia become d*ddy……

(Source: rondraper)


Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990




"The United States Government is offering you a piece of land of your own."

"We have our own land."

"No, it’s not yours. It’s the US Government’s."

— S1E6, “Pride, Pomp and Circumstance

Once you understand the criminal behavior of white people and their offspring then you can put in perspective gentrification and genocide of the copper color American Indian

(Source: teacuphumans)


everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this


everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

(Source: sad-girl-bye)



I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

(Source: positivelycrippled)


when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou)

I just wanted to smoke and relax before bed and my roommates fucking stoner ass cat literally smelt me take ONE hit and came running to my door, FUCKING BANGING ON IT, and meowing desperately to be let in to smoke. Like I keep stopping cause it will sound like this cat is throwing himself against the door, and then it will stop. Until I take another hit and then its like a shark smelling blood and that cat is back like fucking Jaws man. Jesus Christ cat no

Day in the life of worlds drunkest dad

Day in the life of worlds drunkest dad




I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.




Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive

i love the stretch marks one omfg